mysoulrunsdeep:

pussyprlnt:

5unflwr:

southernbitchface:

quietly-islayem:

trashg0d:

paninimami:

diaryofakanemem:

turtle94c:

diaryofakanemem:

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

“Ooo that’s cute”

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

gleelesbian:

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This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

gudroo:
“this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020
”

gudroo:

this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020

lit-in-dis-bish:
“ playing-hero:
“ lunette3002:
“ fashionf-u-c-ks:
“None
”
OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally...

lit-in-dis-bish:

playing-hero:

lunette3002:

fashionf-u-c-ks:

None

OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.

I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.

Reblog

shorthalt:

arctic-chameleonus:

shorthalt:

my favorite scp ever is scp 1171 and i just discovered them yesterday.

they live in a different dimension and can only communicate through writing on the constantly foggy windows of the house they inhabit. their name is beauremont. and they just. fucking hate humans. it’s so funny. and the best part is that they befriend someone in our dimension who works for the scp, not realizing that they’re human, and so that human is just sorta their roommate now because they’re the only one who doesn’t piss beauremont off. it’s so fucking funny.

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My thembro Beauremont got fucking catfished

it’s been over a week and i still haven’t recovered from this absolutely fucking stellar addition to my post. this is literally so fucking funny.

iloveyou:
“ “No matter what happens in life; you can always start over.” ”

iloveyou:

“No matter what happens in life; you can always start over.”

wizardshark:

its-films-squid:

jamesyouth:

i love everything about this

When they say “boys will be boys” this is what they mean

i literally quote this video DAILY. The last millisecond where they all lose it, just a loud OUUAUAHH– cut off

slumbermancer:

trashkichi:

slumbermancer:

HEY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

Seals are SO so fat.

LOVE IT

as a soon to be marine biologist i must agree that they ARE and it is AMAZING

1 Out Of 1 Experts Agree

opticbread:
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jessiewongg:
“emaya
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loycos:

please make white this bizarre uncle at parties

qualitykirbycomic:

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Happy Holidays

drunkygoesonadventures:
“ dontbearuiner:
“ I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.
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It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram
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drunkygoesonadventures:

dontbearuiner:

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram